Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Awkward Moment at SM

Last Saturday I bought a DVD of the movie Ang Lihim ni Antonio (Antonio's Secret) at the Record Bar of SM Department Store. I watched it at home, but realized that the disc is damaged because there was a particular frame where the movie pauses for a few seconds and could not be controlled by either the forward or rewind buttons. I was able to finish the movie, but I thought I had to have it replaced to get my money's worth. So last night I went to the record bar to have it replaced.

When I arrived there, the saleslady asked me what the matter was. So I told her what was wrong with the disc. To my surprise she said, "Let's play the movie, and show me where it pauses." What?! I asked her where she plans to play the movie, and she told me she would play it right there, at the TV/DVD Player in the Record Bar in full view of other shoppers. At that moment, the disc being played was still in full volume, so I told her never mind. But she insisted. All this time the disc was with her, and she was about to put it inside the player. I was hesitant. I really wanted to have the disc replaced, and thought maybe it would be alright if she would just mute the volume. But I also didn't want to get embarrassed, so I changed my mind. But she was insisting that we play the movie. Our conversation went like this:

Me: Miss, kailangan pa ba talaga i-play?

SL: Yes, Sir, kasi kailangan naming i-note kung saang particular part yung sinasabi n'yong sira, kasi tatanungin din kami.

Me: Ganun ba? 'Wag na lang.

SL: Hindi, Sir, okay lang. I-play na natin para maituro mo kung nasaan yung sira.

Me: 'Wag na lang kasi nakakahiya. Kitang-kita ng mga dumadaan.

SL: Okay lang yan, Sir, pinanood na rin namin 'yan.

Me: 'Wag na nga, kasi not for the general public yung movie, restricted kaya yan, tsaka diyahe talagang makita yung exact frame kung saan nagha-hang yung movie. Tapos ang lakas lakas pa ng volume n'yo.

SL: Napanood na nga namin yan Sir. Kung gusto nyo, i-play n'yo na lang ulit sa bahay then i-note n'yo yung time code kung saan tumitigil. Tapos ibalik n'yo dito.

Me: Ah, so pwedeng ganun na lang?

SL: Opo, tapos i-play pa rin natin dito.

Me: Ha?! Ipe-play pa rin talaga dito? 'Wag na lang, Miss. Akin na, hindi ko na lang papapalitan. Diyahe talaga eh.

SL: Okay sige po.

And then I left. I was laughing at myself, thinking of what just happened. Oh well, I'd rather keep this disc even with a little damage, than risk being humiliated in front of other shoppers who would have seen the movie playing. Now, for those of you who are curious regarding the exact frame I was talking about, watch the original DVD release and set this time code: 00:22:11. You would know why I didn't agree to play it at the record bar. Hint: the scene involves Antonio (played by Kenjie Garcia) and Nathan (played by NiƱo Fernandez).

I should have asked them if they have a private viewing room or something. Haha.

13 comments:

jamie da vinci! said...

i would have grabbed a couple more DVDs and some popcorn!!! libreng live show!!! ahahahaha!

ian said...

@jamie, hahaha, kumusta naman yon di ba? nakakahiya talaga...

thenomad said...

you should've told the lady it's not yours and you're doing it as a favor for a friend. we've got to get our money's worth, right? =)

ian said...

@the nomad, thanks for the suggestion. but then, they would still require playing the disc... hehe nakakahiya.

Niel said...

Buti nga ikaw nasimulan mo yung conversation.

It's amazing how the saleslady is desensitized with regards to these things. Very professional.

Teka baka nasira yung sa kaka-repeat nung scene. Hehehe.

ian said...

@niel camhalla, haha, hindi noh? unang panood ko pa lang naghang na dun... hehehe... but yeah, i agree, maayos naman kausap si saleslady, yun nga lang sigurado ako pareho kaming natatawa sa sitwasyon. hehe.

Pinoy Contests said...

Harharhar! This is hilarious! ;-p

. said...

I wonder what other indie films they sell there. :) Yup I have a new number Ian.

ian said...

@mugen, hehehe, marami... uhm, i see... if it's okay with you, okay lang ba pakitext na lang ako or paki-email ng number mo? thanks.

Ian Rosales Casocot said...

this has happened to me twice before. maybe my face is just a little too thick because i always say, "go ahead," with a smirk pa.

the way things go, sila pa ang nagiging embarrassed.

then again, i'm not scared of showing the world i'm gay. and i always find naman that the people around me in that store are people i'll never see again anyway. so bahala na si batman.

:)

the amateur ear said...

*rolls eyes*

Yun lang.

Anonymous said...

naku. mas malala ung akin. sa island photo naman. nagapa-recopy ako ng mga lumang nude male pix (malamang on negatives/rolls pa). come the hour to claim it, nalito ung saleslady sa control number, so the she had to confirm whether that "bunch" was really mine. i had no choice but to open it up in front of her. TAMBAD ANG MGA AGENDA. hahaha. keverloo na lang ang lola mo pero naka-tatlong yosi pagkatapos. :P

ian said...

@the spy in the sandwich, buti kaya mo yun... hehehe... i need guts! :D

@amateur ear, hehehe... speechless?

@BIG.BAD.EJ, uhm, well i think mas malala nga yung sa yo... kumusta naman? hindi mo naman naiwan yung photos? hehehe... hmmm, kaninong photos ba yun?